L.O.L Jokes...?! =p

1. Why was number 6 afraid of number 7?

Cause 7, 8(ate), 9...

2. Two sausages was frying on a pan...

Sausage1 said to sausage2: Omgosh! is hot in here...

Sausage2 replied: Goodness gracious a TALKING SAUSAGE!!!

3. One day, Daddy "dao sa pau" and Mummy "dao sa pau" was taking a walk outside with their Baby pau then suddenly a big truck was heading towards mummy pau she was so afraid that she threw baby pau on the floor...daddy pau was shock and slap mummy pau, not because baby pau was dead it's because the fillings in baby pau wasn't "dao sa pau" it was "cha siu pau"!!! =p

4. There's a lizard, cockroach and millipede living in a same house then one day they ran out of water...

Cockroach said to lizard: why don't you go and bring us back some water?

Lizard said: why don't YOU go? you have more legs than i do with that you can walk faster...

Cockroach replied: oh i have an idea why don't we ask millipede to do that, since he has the most legs!

Lizard: ok.........Hey, millipede why don't you bring us back some water?

Millipede: ok...(and then he went off)

...............................30 minutes later....................................

Lizard: what is taking him so long just to bring back some water?

Cockroach: let's go take a look...

And when they open door,they saw MR. millipede sitting there...

Guess what was he doing?

Yes! he has so many legs,so he have to wear so many shoes and tie those shoe laces of coarse he can't go out barefoot...

5. One day, a girl and her friend was jungle trekking in the woods when suddenly they bang into a monster...

The monster said: both of you go and get me 10 different fruits of i'll kill you.

So the girls went off their own separate ways...

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A moment later one girl came back, she brought back 10 ciku with her.

Then the monster said: i ask you to bring back 10 "DIFFERENT" fruits not same fruits, now stuff it in you butt and make sure you don't laugh or i'll kill you...

So she did what he said and when she was going to stuff the last one into her butt she burst out of laughter's. Then the monster kill her and she went up to heaven then one of the ANGELs ask the girl why did you laugh? you still have one last ciku to be stuffed and you don't have to be killed.

The girl replied: i know! but i saw my friend coming back with 10 durians!!!

XOxo ?yn~