Why are vampires like false teeth?They come out at night
What kind of make-up do ghouls wear?Mas-scare-a
Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?
Because their daddies were mummies
Why do skeletons hate winter?
Because the cold goes right through them!
Who won the skeleton beatuy contest?
Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?Because their daddies were mummies
Why do skeletons hate winter?Because the cold goes right through them!
Who won the skeleton beatuy contest?No body
What kind of jewels do ghouls wear?
What kind of jewels do ghouls wear?Tombstones!
Why can't skeletons play music in church?
Why can't skeletons play music in church?Because they don't have any organs
Why did the one-eyed monster have to close his school? 
Why did the one-eyed monster have to close his school?Because he only had one pupil
What is a mummy's favourite type of music?
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